Patti enters the EOW

Patti sat there nervously. Her eyes darted around to make sense of the drabbly decorated room bathed in the soft glow of electronic illumenescence. The persistant hum of machines in unison fight to drown out the caucophony of modem's connecting. Patti sees a figure emerging from the shadows into the aura of pale light. "Are you ready?" "For what?" Patti inquires unsure of what is to be asked of her. "Before you lies a split in your path. Granting you the illusion of free will I ask of you to make a decision. Either stay here and continue living the way you have always known...or" the figure clearly pauses, wiping his brow with the sleeve of their dark jacket..."you can accept the EOW". Patti's eyes dart to the floor, her mind floods with thoughts as she is unsure if she could handle the immense adoration and recognition of her coworkers. The figure reaches out both hands one containing a blue pill and the other a 5-hour energy bottle containing the red EOW. "It is time for you to choose". Patti slowly reaches out and removes the bottle from their hand, opens it and takes the EOW. Immediately the intense rush of peer recognition takes her. As the figure slowly backs into the shadows they whisper "Congratulations Patti and welcome to the EOW"