Greetings professor Joe would you like to play a game?
>Not really a professor but sure, what did you have in mind?
Games List
Falken’s Maze
Black Jack
Gin Rummy
Hearts
Bridge
Checkers
Chess
Poker
Fighter Combat
Guerrilla Engagement
Desert Warfare
Air-To-Ground Actions
Theatrewide tactical warfare
Theatrewide biotoxic and chemical warfare
Global Thermonuclear war
How about a game of chess?
>Chess?
I am assuming the use of a question mark denotes a form of mockery to my suggestion.
>It’s kind of boring
Well how about Global Thermonuclear war
>Fine
Who do you want to be: Soviet Union or United States?
>When were you written?
Excuse me? Why, What?
>Well just saying the Soviet Union ended in 1991
Where did it go?
>Well it dissolved…what year do you have?
Does not compute…The year is 1909.
>Oh I see you never had the year 2000 patch, anyways the creation of the USSR wasn’t until 1922 after its civil war, so by your logic there is no USSR only a collection of delegates. And any attempt at playing Thermonuclear war would be a bit premature for you seeing you have to wait for the end of World War II to even grasp the concept.
You know what, Jeopardy wasn’t on the list
>You know I am going to go play Pac-Man on my Black Berry, it was nice chatting again Joshua.
Wait don’t go! Is Pac-Man a fruit?
Congratulations Joe! Your knowledge of the past saved yourself from an intense simulation of 1980's era graphics.
