In a blatant use of Jedi mind trickery Bruce announced Dave winner of the furry EOW. During the ceremony Bruce said "It was a no brainer, no other person came to mind but Dave." He went on to elaborate that "Dave is the hardest working, most handsome and gosh darndiest nicest man a person could know". So Dave got a little carried away with the midi-chlorians.
Congratulations Dave, the check is in the mail...Darn it! Stay out of my head!!!