“Daddy you can sit next to Mr. Bear and Miss Bunny.”
“Right here kiddo?”
“Yes can you pass the crumpets?”
“Sure, wait where did you get those?”
“Mommy imported them for us”
“Well that is a bit of the ol’ fantastic isn’t it?”
“The tea is about done”
“Brilliant I can’t wait”
[knock, knock]
“I really wonder who that could be, hang on”
[Gets up to go to the door]
“Daughter why are there 400 armed people at the door here to see you?”
“Invite them in dada, I told them we were having a tea party”
Congratulations Me! Told my daughter to be cautious of Mr. Bear as I think one of the guests gave him arms.