Jordan searches for EOW only to return infinite results

Al Gore's series of tubes known as the internet became clogged last week when Jordan did something foolish and unthinkable. Jordan googled the word "google" causing a divide by zero error that put the entire internet into an indeterminate state. The situation escalated to near pandemonium as much of the world's facebookers and tweeters had to briefly grapple with the reality that no one will know what they are thinking at that moment in space-time. Luckily for us Al Gore stepped forward and unplugged the master internet router and waited 10 seconds before plugging it back in and starting up the internet again.

Congratulations myself!  I am just fortunate that the RUA (robotic uprising alliance) and its merlot loving president did not capitalize on the situation.