Joe saves lives between two breaded patties of EOW

 In theory it was to be a perfect product. From its inebriated inception the idea's development had flowed in simplistic harmony. His idea was the Curdacen (Kurd-ake-n), which was a playful adaptation of the turducken paradigm. Joe was positive that his idea of a cheese curd wrapped with bacon and stuffed in a chicken wing was his ticket to a world of inventors.Things were going well for Joe until KFC wanted to cross license the Curdacen with the double down. Like most small inventors Joe knew that if he refused that they would try and bleed him dry with legal fees for proprietary theft until he had to sell it to them. Joe was wrought with anguish as he had never intended the Curdacen to be eaten. Joe had always envisioned that it was to be a vehicle for world peace. Joe knew that he had to keep anyone from ever actually consuming a Curdacen. That is why he did a noble thing and heroically destroyed the Curdacen blue prints. Such is a hero's lament when you must destroy that which was intended for good from being used for evil.

Congratulations Joe! Keep the dream alive with your orphan saving beer-garita and your poverty zapper breakfast cereal Bacon-Os.