EOW meets timely demise

It has traversed vast distances. It has been the dryer sheet to the fabric of space-time. It has provided a shoulder for malicious tyrannical sentience robots to cry upon. The EOW was the best of times and cashed out at the worst of times. It has been said that if you were to cut it in half it would result in an improper fraction, and that the EOW prays to a Higgs boson before it plays craps. Alas the EOW has succumbed to cancer of the imagination and is no longer.