Joe was in a deep slumber Monday morning when he was awakened by a sense of familiar power. Moments later he was startled by a large thud at his front door. Joe cautiously peeked his head around his front door and nearly hits it on a large crate sitting on his door step. After some awkward wrestling with the crate Joe managed to get it into his main room. With a crowbar in hand Joe went at the crate with a violent fervor. With his hands shaking he gets the lid off, quickly realizing what lie within a feeling of its presence washed over him with thunderous waves of anxiety. Joe stood speechless eyeing that which he thought he had lost. Joe reached into the wooden crypt and feeling its cold metallic base slowly extracted the EOW from its temporary place of rest. With a tight hold on the EOW Joe raises it above his head and yells “By the power of MMI and its stringent peer recognition process, I HAVE THE POWER!”
Congratulations Joe the most powerful EOW in all of the universe! Seriously put a shirt on.
