Kate sat there at her desk plotting how she was going to win EOW. She thought to herself
- 'What if I rig the election?' - nah too traceable.
- 'What if I stage a militant hostile takeover?' -no too much negative press.
- 'How about a bloodless coup where I storm the headquarters and demand recognition?' - not my style.
As Kate weighed her options, she finely decided on a much more creative and diabolically fool proof way to ascend to greatness. She became such a tremendous asset to the company that she endeared herself to everyone around her. Kate contributed so much that it became statistically impossible to ignore her hard work.
What a stroke of genius, congratulations Kate! (And beware to those that stand in her way)
