Sue finds EOW up her sleeve

"Where did they go?"
"I don't know, they were here a second ago"
"I don't see how you can possibly misplace them"
"Well thanks for the bit of confidence"
"No just saying that it is literally impossible to make vanish, yet you managed to do it"
"Well that is what I am known for"
"Seriously you are going to gloat?"
"I am world famous"
"You are nuts is what you are"
"You really aren't impressed are you?"
"What would be more impressive is if you traveled back in time and gave me my 5 minutes back"
"I am an illusionist not Spock"
"You are right! Spock would have never been so illogically inane"
"You do know that most people are excited to be included in my street magic"
"Do I need to get the police?"
"I can't believe you aren't impressed"
"Get over yourself now where is..."
"Ala Peanut Butter sandwiches...she is in your purse"
"You sir have lost it"


Congratulations Sue! I have to agree with you that David Blaine is getting a bit cocky and hiding your daughter just isn't cool.

Charlie looks to sky for EOW

Last week Charlie completed a task that most people said was simply impossible. He understood the risks and implications of its unveiling but figured its drawbacks were minimal as the current system is simply inferior to what he has created. Charlie realized that current versions of cloud computing and services are limited and he could ambitiously create 'super clouds' to create flawless targeted advertising. In an excerpt from Charlie's press conference he stated "I am taking cloud computing and services to the next level. With my new autonomous 'Secured Kernel Yottabyte Networks' or 'Skynet' for short we will utilize immense computing power to build ourselves a better future by coalescing individuals actions and aggregating possible outcomes to in essence sell advertising with amazing accuracy oh and we maybe able to predict the future." 


Congratulations Charlie! I am sure this will be an amazing tool for advertisers, although my memory is fuzzy I could have sworn the governor of California warning against such a system. Anyways keep up the good work!

Katrina takes a shot of EOW

What had begun as a normal Monday morning soon turned into a harrowing experience for Katrina. She had recently read a report that inexplicable diseases are on the rise and she had become panic stricken by fear of contracting a serious case of the Mondays. Knowing that most cases of the Mondays can last up to 24 hours she had become nearly paralyzed with hypochondria. Minutes felt like hours as her day stretched to a foreseeable eternity. Her mind was hard at work fighting the prospects of another weekend lost as she entered the grand EOW award ceremony. Within moments the universe unfolded its hand and gives her a dose of Peer Recognition.

Congratulations Katrina! Now if only someone can save that cat hanging in the poster.