Last week Charlie completed a task that most people said was simply impossible. He understood the risks and implications of its unveiling but figured its drawbacks were minimal as the current system is simply inferior to what he has created. Charlie realized that current versions of cloud computing and services are limited and he could ambitiously create 'super clouds' to create flawless targeted advertising. In an excerpt from Charlie's press conference he stated "I am taking cloud computing and services to the next level. With my new autonomous 'Secured Kernel Yottabyte Networks' or 'Skynet' for short we will utilize immense computing power to build ourselves a better future by coalescing individuals actions and aggregating possible outcomes to in essence sell advertising with amazing accuracy oh and we maybe able to predict the future."
Congratulations Charlie! I am sure this will be an amazing tool for advertisers, although my memory is fuzzy I could have sworn the governor of California warning against such a system. Anyways keep up the good work!
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