It began innocuously enough. One Saturday morning Bruce thought to take on a little creative writing. He had written through much of high school and even though he was disappointed by the low marks he had received he continued writing for the joy of it. With his trusty muse a glass of prune juice and his lucky dartboard; he got to work. Within hours he realized he had something this time. He quickly ran over to his friend’s house to get his take on his new work. Bruce’s friend skeptically turned to Bruce and said “you seriously made this up?” To which Bruce quizzically asks “yea, why”. “Oh no reason asides from the fact that this seems like you plagiarized Dianetics”. “That’s weird, because I could have sworn I really made up some crazy stuff”.
Congratulations Bruce! So you may not be able to run for Governor of Denver, but its always nice to learn something twice.