Monday, August 17, 2009

Journal entries date Jordan's EOW capture

August 2, 2009
Dear Diary,
Exercising great patience I traversed thousands of miles in search of the lost EOW. From the singing highways of Nebraska to the fire fly lit horizons of Michigan I have searched at regular intervals that happen to coincide with a need of petrol for my mighty steed. I have not found it as of yet, but hope tomorrow is more fruitful.
August 3, 2009
Dear Diary,
I can’t believe it! I found it. The EOW was in the "Everything EOW" store in Bloomington's Mall of America. After a long grueling climb to the 4 floor I looked beyond the 450th Caribou Coffee and just next to “Everything raccoons” was the most wonderful store ever. Walking in you could just feel the beaming pride of those you work with envelope around you like a giant bear hug. After I ran out of the store with it I was able to divide it up and cram it into empty 5-hour energy bottles that littered the floor of my mighty transport vehicle. I will send word to thank Dave Pierson for commissioning me to retrieve the EOW.
August 10, 2009
Dear Diary,
The return trip has proven a formidable task. I was hoping to have handed off the EOW in this mornings great ceremony. Alas I failed. I liken the EOW to “Hot Potato” of peer recognition. Unfortunately I held onto it too long and burned myself with another weeks worth of admiration. I will just have to be more diligent next week.

No comments:

Post a Comment