In her latest attempt to be in two places at once Wendy tries to clone herself via Kinko’s new quantum fax machine. Unfortunately the guy behind the counter forgot to properly seed the destination location and when he pressed send Wendy got entangled in a quantum web. Not liking the duality of her spooky self at a distance both instances of her remembered instantaneously that it was all still just theoretical and willed the machine’s instance to dissipate out of tangible space-time.
Congratulations Wendy(s)! Brilliant move to un-think the intricacies of intangible quantum realities.
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