It was the PowerPoint show to end all PowerPoint shows. 32,767 slides in total; each with a complete breakdown of every conspiracy theory known to man. Things were going fine until 9 days into the presentation Jordan visibly broke down and fled the room. Later in the day Jordan explained what had gone wrong. “I was distraught because I realized that this whole time I had forgotten to wear my lead hat”.
Congratulations Jordan! Luckily your basement walls are padded for your protection (and ours). Just a heads up that “they” aren’t interested in your thoughts on how things ought to be, "they" are more interested in your fascination with fire, tesla coils, gravity guns and your BFG 9000 working prototype….now how did they know that?
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