At first many scoffed at such a flamboyant disregard for common wisdom that extended warranties are a tax on paranoid dumb people. But knowing that he would have the EOW for 2 weeks Bruce felt that he couldn’t risk it. Wouldn’t you know it? Bruce’s gamble paid off. Bruce had decided to take the EOW white water rafting. Was it the wisest choice? Probably not as the EOW is within conservative estimates to be 430 pounds and is known to be ”handsy”. Before he knew it the EOW hit a rock, fracturing its delicate hull releasing thousands of gallons of cheap wine into the Poudre river.
Congrats Bruce! Your foresight saved you from a financial nightmare…Still unfortunate that some fish were found watching Nascar…some things you just can’t unsee.
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