Sitting there, hands reddened, tongue parched, and completely exhausted. Sue put the stamp on her 860th letter pleading to the IAU to retain Pluto’s planetary status. Sure you may ask why someone would care so much, or try so hard. Her plight actually began a few years ago when she ordered thousands of text books for a school she was trying to start up with a friend. When Sue saw an unbelievable deal on the internet she couldn’t pass it up. A fly-by-night site later, Sue is trying to offload 4,300 cosmology texts that now have the incorrect number of planets. Always the entrepreneur Sue changed the mantra of her beauty school to “Come in with inspirations of becoming a cosmetologist and leave a cosmonaut”.
Congratulations on your hard work Sue! It is all pretty much for naught as we all know the real 9th planet is Eris and its moon Dysnomia. Kupier Belt Class Of 2015!
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