The day was like any other and Dave S. was working steadily on TableManager™. It was a cool day and he was feeling the tremendous pressure building around his deadline. As Dave often does he wondered aloud “If only I could bend space-time”. Some say that what happened next makes him a coincidental wizard, and many noted his devout prayer regimen finally bought him enough points to add more time to the calendar. Dave soon felt more relaxed as he gave the world an extra 1,260,000,000,000,000,000ys (yocto Seconds) a year (Wow that has to be a lot, look at all those zeros!). Unfortunately everything comes with a price and we have to wonder if Dave personally causing an 8.8 magnitude earthquake was justifiable. Let this be a lesson to all of us that you should not wish for more time unless you are ready to take full responsibility for the destruction and mayhem that you will cause in order to purposely adjust the earth’s rotational speed!
Congratulations Dave! Next time let plate tectonics and physics do the work instead.
"Based" on a true story http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/earth-20100301.html
ReplyDeleteWow...maybe we should rethink the particle accelerator that he indicated was necessary for the re-write of MediaPlanner....
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