An alliteratively and amazingly abstract abnormality appeared for this weeks EOW. As Charlie was tallying the votes from the closely guarded EOW nomination process... it appears as Jeff had made both of Charlies' nomination lists. Despite the mass rioting and protests of many imaginary people the former EOW winner held steadfast in his nomination process. Charlie was not quoted as saying "Despite the lack of resistance to this decision we are going through with this obviously great nomination for EOW". Charlie also went on to not say "My votes have been recounted repeatedly and Jeff won 2-0 each time". Jeff fueled the non-uprising by not being present for the award ceremony.
A real congratulations to Jeff with many real thanks from many real coworkers.
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