Sue shows off her stylish new EOW

Mindless TV puppet #1:	On tonight's show; Are your shoes keeping you from getting noticed at work? But first we cut to Inept who is standing by with Sue whom has just won the EOW.
[Cut to ceremony]
Inept interview drone #1:	Thanks Puppet, today we are here with Sue who has just received the highly coveted and crispy chocolate coated EOW. Sue how wonderful is it to have won such an award?
Sue:	Well it was a team effort and I just want to thank...
Inept interview drone #1:	I do mean to cut you short, you are only allowed 2 second sound bites. One more question for you Sue...what do you feel tipped the panel of judge to give you this award?
Sue:	I feel it was my dedica...
Inept interview drone #1:	Thank you Sue for keeping it short.. Back to you Pupps.
[Cut back to studio]
Mindless TV puppet #1:	Thanks Inept..well there you have it folks the new winner of the EOW. Congratulations to Sue...next on our program can society ever look beyond aesthetics and have deep meaningful discussions on ideas such as logic, categorical imperatives, and deontological ethics based decision making? Just kidding I have no clue what any of those words mean...we are going to leave you with some footage of an obscure regular guy eating a sandwich...but OMG check out his shoes...

Congratulations Sue, thank you for being such an integral and productive part of our team!