"ITS ALIVE!!! -sort of" Jordan screamed from his laboratory. Much of the office came running to see what it was. Reactions ranged from shock to awe, as the creature made its debut. Some didn't like that it had 13 toes, others found its movements frightening. The majority found its modern look and feel to be rather refreshing and comforting. Jordan quickly pointed out that his creation is dynamic and is more of a chameleon that can quickly adapt to input and its surroundings. The creature will only grow as we gently nourish it and help it learn to use its manners.
The creature was quoted as saying "Git r done"
It's eating your popcorn!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though...very nice work! Totally impressive and very cool! You rock!
ReplyDeleteNow its eyeing my drink...shouldn't have given it that abilty.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe we should have some rules for this new creature...three rules, perhaps. Such as: Keep it out of the light...it hates bright light; and we should probably keep it away from water...don't get it wet; but the most important rule, the rule we can never forget..no matter how much it cries or begs...never, never feed it after midnight.
ReplyDelete1. It may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
ReplyDelete2. It must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. It must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. If it so happens to be a hungover, aqua phobic, hypoglycemic night muncher...disregard rules 1 though 3.